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Corrections On The Apocalypse
It's still bad. Maybe even worse.
Feb 5
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Luke Haines. No, not that one.
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November 2024
So Now What?
We Might As Well Talk About It.
Nov 14, 2024
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Luke Haines. No, not that one.
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July 2024
Assassin Nation.
America hates violence...
Jul 19, 2024
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Luke Haines. No, not that one.
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Assassin Nation.
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May 2024
Election Fever
It's finally happened.
May 23, 2024
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Luke Haines. No, not that one.
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April 2024
The Eternal Sunshine of Rishi Sunak
I think I've come to understand the PM.
Apr 24, 2024
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Luke Haines. No, not that one.
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January 2024
The King's Head
The internet is awash with clickbait articles reminding us of the passage of time; the year 1999 is now 25 years ago, for example, and if you’re the…
Jan 18, 2024
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Luke Haines. No, not that one.
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December 2023
Job Security
The philosopher Bertrand Russell was once accosted after a lecture on astronomy by a crazy woman, who informed him that the real truth of the Earth’s…
Dec 14, 2023
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Luke Haines. No, not that one.
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November 2023
The Reichstag Climate Fire.
People are often asked which fictional charcters they identify with, and whilst I never have a definitive answer, I have to say that in terms of my…
Nov 1, 2023
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Luke Haines. No, not that one.
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October 2023
Utter Nonsense.
Beekeeper? I hardly know 'er!
Oct 15, 2023
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Luke Haines. No, not that one.
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September 2023
Ice Scream.
Or: Shrieking Gelato.
Sep 29, 2023
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Luke Haines. No, not that one.
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June 2023
All Crunches Great And Small
Implosively speaking, past proves future.
Jun 23, 2023
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Luke Haines. No, not that one.
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May 2023
Golly, Gee.
If there’s one thing that proves how racist British society is, it’s the desperate, panicked responses by old white people whenever you point out…
May 9, 2023
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Luke Haines. No, not that one.
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